Do You Want a Taser to That Ass?

Wow. That sucked. So my roommate and all my friends and I decided to go to Baskin Robbins. It was actually just Max, Andrew, Kenny, and me, but Justin decided to drive because he didn't want to make me squeeze in the back of Kenny's car, even though we wouldn't have had to have squeezed at all because it would have been four of us in his four seater car, and also Andrew asked him to join us for company. So it was kind of pointless for Justin to have gone, but I went with him and the other three went together. On the way there, Justin and I pulled up to a stop light and the other car pulled up right next to us.
It was the perfect situation for a nice mooning, so I shoved my rear end out the window right in their faces! It was hilarious! Once the light turned green we started going and after a few seconds, we saw police lights flashing behind us. Justin pulled over and swore it was because of his brake light, which was a little dim or something. Au contraire, mon ami! We pulled over and the officer knocked on my window instead of Justin's and threatened to give me a taser to my ass if he saw it out the window again!
"Are you from here?" The officer asked condescendingly.
"No, New Jersey." I meekly replied.
"Well if a cop saw you doing that there, what would he have done?"
"I don't know, I've never gotten pulled over for mooning someone." I answered.
"If I see that ass out that window again I'm going to taser it!" He threatened for the last time. They pulled away and let us go, so we were on our way. Once over the bridge and turned onto A1A, we saw another set of police lights flashing behind us!
We pull into an empty parking lot and the female officer knocks on my window once again.
"Can you lift the window halfway?" After which, she put a box around it checking the tint level. How unfortunate, Justin. His tint was about 27% and the limit was 15%, too dark! So now he needs to get them fixed and pay $90. It was actually his first time getting pulled over, that night, and it happened twice in a row! He didn't even need to come with us, he just did because Andrew asked him to come along for company, at least Andrew bought him an ice cream!